khazzy's Diaryland Diary ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I am a woman * * I AM WOMAN * * A toast to us I shave my legs, I sit down to pee And I can justify any shopping spree. Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon Can get a massage without a hard-on I can balance the checkbook, can pump my own gas. Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass! My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long. At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong. I don't drive in circles at any cost And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost. I never forget an important date.(Well sometimes) You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late. I don't watch movies with lots of gore. Don't need instant replay to remember the score. I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch, And just cause I'm assertive, don't call me a bitch. Don't say to your friends, "oh yeah, I can get her." In your dreams, my dear. I can do better! Flowers are okay, but jewelry's best. Would you look at my face, not at my chest! I don't have a problem with expressing my feelings. I know when you're lying, You look at the ceiling. Don't call me a girl, a babe, or a chick. I am a WOMAN, get it, you prick?! 9:52 a.m. - 2001-05-28 ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- |
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