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Anal?!?!

SECOND ENTRY TODAY

RFO's

What does those three little words in sequence mean?!?! Rectal foreign objects.....

Well, I just had to write this down, you never know when you might have to write a paper for school about the subject... right?!?! I said RIGHT?!?!

OK then, according to a research done in 1986, the most popular objects to emerge from people's rectums were:

*DRUM ROLL PLEASE*

  • In fourth place we have the classic stick/broom handle, with a perfect ten.

  • In third place comes in the vibrator's cousin, the dildo, with fifteen.

  • Coming in second we have the vibrators, with twenty-three mentions

  • And in the first acclaimed position we have a classic one, the bottle, cleaning up with thirty-three entries (one with attached rope)

The remaining melange included virtually everything except a rodent. A frozen pig's tail, a kangaroo tumor, pool cue ball, snuff box, and a variety of fruits and vegetables, including a plantain (with condom).

Well at least people are trying to approach sex in a conscious safe way.

Now I just know you will use this information at your next bar hoping, office or family gathering as an ice breaker, don't deny it.

BuhBYe

7:08 pm - 15 July 2002

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