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WARNING...
DUE TO INCREASING PRODUCTS LIABILITY LITIGATION'S....AMERICAN LIQUOR MANUFACTURERS HAVE ACCEPTED THE FDA's SUGGESTION THAT THE FOLLOWING WARNING LABELS IMMEDIATELY BE PLACED ON ALL VARIETIES OF ALCOHOL. ___________________________________________ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the Hell happened to your bra and panties. ___________________________________________ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard. ___________________________________________ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. ___________________________________________ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. ___________________________________________ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. ___________________________________________ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning. ___________________________________________ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting. ___________________________________________ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and lower back. ___________________________________________ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster, and better looking than most people. ___________________________________________ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing " WITH " you. ___________________________________________ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy. ___________________________________________ WARNING: the crumsumten of alcahol may mack yu tink you kan tipe reel good.
7:39 pm - 13 January 2006
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