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WARNING...

DUE TO INCREASING PRODUCTS LIABILITY LITIGATION'S....AMERICAN LIQUOR MANUFACTURERS HAVE ACCEPTED THE FDA's SUGGESTION THAT THE FOLLOWING WARNING LABELS IMMEDIATELY BE PLACED ON ALL VARIETIES OF ALCOHOL.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave
you wondering what the Hell happened to your bra
and panties.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a
major factor in dancing like a retard.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make
you think you are whispering when you are not.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause
you to tell your friends over and over again that you
love them.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause
you to think you can sing.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead
you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you
to telephone them at four in the morning.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make
you think you can logically converse with members
of the opposite sex without spitting.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the
leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the
forehead, knees and lower back.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may
create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter,
faster, and better looking than most people.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead
you to think people are laughing " WITH " you.
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause
pregnancy.
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WARNING: the crumsumten of alcahol may mack
yu tink you kan tipe reel good.

7:39 pm - 13 January 2006

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